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Setting the scene: I’m at the farmer’s market this morning, picking up our week’s worth of veggies.
Farm stand helper: Okay, so, all together that’s $17.95
Woman standing beside me, while I’m digging in my pocket for my cash: WOW! Almost 18 dollars worth of vegetables! You must have a big family to feed!
Me: Nope…it’s just me and my husband
Woman: Holy cow…are you vegetarian?
Me(slightly annoyed now): No…but we try to eat relatively healthy, and make sure we get lots of variety in our fruits and veggies, so we eat a lot of different ones. I come every week and get what I can, here.
Now…
Wait for it…..
Woman: Is it safe to eat that many vegetables every week? I can’t imagine it. We don’t like them in our house much. Do you eat them for every meal? I can’t believe two people can eat this much green!
Me (beyond my polite abilities now): Yes, we do. But we eat other items as well. Nice talking to you…bye!
And with that I’ve paid, the farm stand helper is laughing his ass off, and I am high-tailing it to the other side of market to get milk and eggs.
I should’ve taken a picture of my $18 bounty when I got home, but it slipped my mind, and now it’s all been processed down (chopped, cleaned, bagged, etc) so I’ll just list what I bought. I didn’t think it was extraordinary.
- 2 sweet onions
- 1 acorn squash
- 1 head green leaf lettuce
- 2 bunches of broccoli
- 1 large head of cauliflower
- 1 lb green beans
- 1 cantaloupe
- 2 sweet potatoes
- 2 red peppers
Now…I know not everyone eats that many veggies. And to each their own. But she kept pestering me about it…it drove me a bit batty. And when she asked if it was safe to eat that many vegetables…that was my limit! In hindsight I probably should’ve tried a bit more education and a bit less temper-losing…but you’ll have that sometimes!

Hilarious. The other day, my mom went to the doctor. They asked her how much water she drinks (the nurse did) and my mom said about a gallon a day. The nurse FLIPPED OUT and said she should only be drinking 24 oz a day. Can you believe it?! It’s crazy what some people think is healthy and unhealthy.